so we're headed to raunchfest
in matty's whip
kyle is riding in the scub seat
girls in the back
kari gave me a bottle of makers for my birhday
and I've that good watermelon beer, like duh
I stole these $50 shades from that designer rich 30yrold woman store
when I was drunk on my birthday
it's cool that people can afford
kyle made activity lists for us in preparation for raunchfest
my instructions:
1. brood
2. mill about with cocktail
3. where's my cocktail?
4. rubber hose
I think we can do it
because I'm happier than in weeks & weeks
being 29 is gonna rock the earth off its orbit
