John Shinn & I are going to start a college
the ad will feature actors of indeterminate race-
headshots in high contrast puce lighting
saying the name of the college
in various intonations
"poets. diversity. college."
"poet's diversity college."
etc.
etc.
John Shinn & Molly Stoddard, famed photographer & artist, respectively, know the challenge of finding a college that works with your needs.
"Every student who attends pdc receives a laptop computer and a wheelchair, if needed, to keep, if they graduate, ABSOLUTELY FREE. Not sure which path is right for you? At poets diversity college, you will learn that everyone is a poet. Just ask yourself the question: how poem am I?"
we're pretty big on diversity, here. there are wheelchair ramps on every entrance
there will be clubs to join for every race, sexual orientation, religion & creed
oh, and speaking of religion!
try checking out pdc's sister school, poet's diversity bible college
because you can be a biblebanger & a poet, too
just ask history
no
wait,
be a part of history
in the making.
all the wheelchairs have a built in laptop table
so you can poem
from the comfort
of your sleek new ride.
the only for-profit poetry college in America
& don't forget the promises you'll make & keep
& the free laptop & wheelchair you'll get
I heard Kyle Crawford just got his MFA, and his driver's license
so he'll be teaching there, for sure
