thought to be pretty funny yesterday, telling you what to do
but I slept in
so I'm not as funny today, more regular-guy today
my hair looks pretty great
I am a shabby
they're going to see my hair for the first time
the repulsed old women
are gonna be like,
Oh my word
is that a young woman?????
I think I'll have some orange juice when I get to work.
I think I'll lie about how great the chicken salad is.
but really the lie is not too much a lie because whatever
big-bra babe with her glitter jewel necklace & fresh honey hair
is gonna love it
truly
it's called lying for favors
hey, can you do me a favor?
let me do you a favor.
advice a lie
smile a lie
present a lie with all its fun-lie mass
a happy lie
for your starving stomach.
yeah the planet distance is pretty great
so I'll just orbit for awhile
til it breaks
