my mom called me twice, in a hurry
and sent a text urging me to call her please
so I was freaking
like oh shit, what did I do nowww
so I called her and she said, I want you to come to denver for my birthday
everyone's going to be there
and I said, Okay...
and she said, Great
I'm buying you a ticket to the eagles concert
and I'm like,
O FUKK
pushing 30
and going to an eagles concert
when did I become THAT GUY
smdh
