someone today told me she had a feta fetish
and I was like, girl, me toooo
I didn't forget to mention that I've been watching this hit show, & finally today it ended
just the season
but it was supposed to be an "explosive finale"
and I was so unimpressed
relief when it was over, like I could have my life back again!
but!
not so fast
I started watching something else
and I was laying in my bed, thinking of all of the clingwrap
laying around the room
because I get these gourmet sandwiches
that are as good as they sound
and the collie finds the wrapping
and rips it to shreds. But I wanted one of those sandwiches
to be inside some of those shreds
and I went furiously on the fridge
and found all of the world's vegetables
and
and all of the world's oils
and vinegars, what did you just say?
and nut butters
and nuts themselves
and no hardboiled eggs
so I sort of cried out
hard
boiled, I cried sort of out
because wouldn't that have been what I most want in this world
to eat right now
my salad, so trashy, so desperate
