if my vagina could talk it would scream

It's just minutes later and I want to welcome you all, mainly myself, to my new blog, though I hate the word and wish I could find some other, a pun, even. But unfortunately nothing blogical comes to mind, I'll infact undoubteldly have to deal only with what I've created. 

I am going out on a limb here, and every kitten knows a branch must be thicker than the average to hold more than one. 

Thanks! Can't want to have a new  thing to do